
You’ve heard adult children make comments referring to their parents’ ways right? Good and bad: Such as my Dad always (cut down our Christmas tree) and that’s what I will do, type stuff. Or, my mom always (had me make my bed), I won’t make my kids do that. I think we more silently incorporate the good stuff our parents taught us and loudly declare against the ‘bad’stuff. It is harder to put the good stuff into words I guess.
This is how bad my childhood was, here is my I WILL NEVER, wait for it….. I will never by cheap shampoo. It is so interesting the way people spend their money. Growing up, we never really wanted for anything. We didn’t get to school shop at Nordstrom but we didn’t have to shop at K-Mart either. There was as ESPRIT sweatshirt that eluded me, but I did have my fair share of BUM Equipment. I wanted Keds for years, and eventually had a pair that I wore to shreds. I also had several really cute shoes from PayLess.
We ate name brand cereal, not the other stuff in those big bags that didn’t taste quite right. Looking back, I see that my mom afforded us these luxuries at the expense of our shampoo and conditioner. There are many levels of hair products. Grocery store brand, grocery store but name brand, beauty supply, salon brand, and high end salon product. The price range is probably $2 to $50. My mom managed to find the .99 cent bottles. I don’t know why she did it; she bought us the Beer Beer of hair product that only seemed to exist in our house. Why mom, WHY?? I imagine the shampoo was a mashed up bar of cheap hotel soap mixed with some water and the conditioner was hotel lotion, again mixed with water and funneled into a bottle. Not good for hair, mixed with the fact that me and my two sisters permed our hair every few months, spent hours drying, curling, teasing and then hair spraying our 3 feet of mane.
It wasn’t too far into teen years when my sister Kim began buying her own products. I believe she started with Aussie. Oh, it was nice. I would sneak little dabs out of her purple bottles hoping she wouldn’t notice. She did. I bought my own. She then moved on to Salon products…Paul Mitchell. I sneaked, she noticed, I bought my own. By the time I was half way through college I had worked my way up the product chain to Salon brands. It wasn’t until about 3 years ago when I reached a new level. The professional line of salon products. I was using Pureology. The 44 oz bottles were approximately $50 but my mother in law was able to purchase them half price. So for a combined $50 I could buy a shampoo and conditioner that would last me about 3 months. About a year ago I stepped up once again, to the pinnacle of product. A line of professional excellence so revered that my mother in law couldn’t even find it in the professional beauty supply stores. No more discount, but that didn’t stop me, I persevered. Look at me everyone, gather round, I just spent $60 for 2 months worth of shampoo and conditioner. Doesn’t my hair look fabulous, isn’t it amazing?? Yeah, I know it is in a ponytail like every other day but can’t you see the silky gold shimmering in the sun? What, what is that, a split end, two, three, frizz and color fade? This is worse than the Milli Vanilli debacle.
Yesterday I did the unthinkable. I bought Kirkland brand (Costco) shampoo and conditioner. I got 4 bottles – 44. oz each for $14. I imagine it will last me at least 6 months. I used it this morning and it smelled curiously of Paul Mitchell. I slowly pulled my comb through my wet hair, wetting for it to catch in a mat as it did so many years ago. It didn’t, hmmm. Maybe they changed the soap and lotion formulas. Well, it’s 10:30 am and so far my hair hasn’t fallen out, though it is in a ponytail…it probably takes at least 24 hours before total hair devastation begins.
This is how bad my childhood was, here is my I WILL NEVER, wait for it….. I will never by cheap shampoo. It is so interesting the way people spend their money. Growing up, we never really wanted for anything. We didn’t get to school shop at Nordstrom but we didn’t have to shop at K-Mart either. There was as ESPRIT sweatshirt that eluded me, but I did have my fair share of BUM Equipment. I wanted Keds for years, and eventually had a pair that I wore to shreds. I also had several really cute shoes from PayLess.
We ate name brand cereal, not the other stuff in those big bags that didn’t taste quite right. Looking back, I see that my mom afforded us these luxuries at the expense of our shampoo and conditioner. There are many levels of hair products. Grocery store brand, grocery store but name brand, beauty supply, salon brand, and high end salon product. The price range is probably $2 to $50. My mom managed to find the .99 cent bottles. I don’t know why she did it; she bought us the Beer Beer of hair product that only seemed to exist in our house. Why mom, WHY?? I imagine the shampoo was a mashed up bar of cheap hotel soap mixed with some water and the conditioner was hotel lotion, again mixed with water and funneled into a bottle. Not good for hair, mixed with the fact that me and my two sisters permed our hair every few months, spent hours drying, curling, teasing and then hair spraying our 3 feet of mane.
It wasn’t too far into teen years when my sister Kim began buying her own products. I believe she started with Aussie. Oh, it was nice. I would sneak little dabs out of her purple bottles hoping she wouldn’t notice. She did. I bought my own. She then moved on to Salon products…Paul Mitchell. I sneaked, she noticed, I bought my own. By the time I was half way through college I had worked my way up the product chain to Salon brands. It wasn’t until about 3 years ago when I reached a new level. The professional line of salon products. I was using Pureology. The 44 oz bottles were approximately $50 but my mother in law was able to purchase them half price. So for a combined $50 I could buy a shampoo and conditioner that would last me about 3 months. About a year ago I stepped up once again, to the pinnacle of product. A line of professional excellence so revered that my mother in law couldn’t even find it in the professional beauty supply stores. No more discount, but that didn’t stop me, I persevered. Look at me everyone, gather round, I just spent $60 for 2 months worth of shampoo and conditioner. Doesn’t my hair look fabulous, isn’t it amazing?? Yeah, I know it is in a ponytail like every other day but can’t you see the silky gold shimmering in the sun? What, what is that, a split end, two, three, frizz and color fade? This is worse than the Milli Vanilli debacle.
Yesterday I did the unthinkable. I bought Kirkland brand (Costco) shampoo and conditioner. I got 4 bottles – 44. oz each for $14. I imagine it will last me at least 6 months. I used it this morning and it smelled curiously of Paul Mitchell. I slowly pulled my comb through my wet hair, wetting for it to catch in a mat as it did so many years ago. It didn’t, hmmm. Maybe they changed the soap and lotion formulas. Well, it’s 10:30 am and so far my hair hasn’t fallen out, though it is in a ponytail…it probably takes at least 24 hours before total hair devastation begins.

